Goodbye Rumsfeld; you dumb bastard.

Your timing could have been better, but no more ironic. Perhaps you lost a bet with a democrat? Worse, perhaps you lost a bet with Bush? Either way, the people have spoken and they disagree with both of you and your terrible policies. I may only hope that the families of our fallen hero's forgive you for your failures. Nevertheless, your tenure will certainly be recorded as one of greatest fiascoes in American history.